Sunday 15 February 2015

My Kitchen Rules :: The Drinking Game

So, because I am woefully behind on my TV watching, I have finally caught up on the new season of My Kitchen Rules. We're now into the sixth season of the show and it's showing no signs of slowing down. This season may also contain my favourite MKR contestant of all time: Ash Pollard. She is, to use her word, DI-VIIIINE.

Ash, with best friend Camilla
 
And since everything is better with a glass of red in hand - especially TV - I thought we'd put together a little drinking game. Better late than never!

PLEASE NOTE: mamamedia does actually encourage responsible drinking, so if you're on the verge of being sick or, y'know, dying, please stop. Also, if you're under legal drinking age, play along with juice or something.

DRINK ONCE IF...

...Robert tells a cowboy story

...Camilla speaks in French

...Shaz cackles

...Annie mentions her and Lloyd getting engaged / married (dude, run while you can)

...Celine imitates someone / uses an accent

...Robert mentions tennis (DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A TENNIS PLAYER?!?!)

...someone mentions Chris Hemsworth or makes a Thor reference

DRINK TWICE IF...

...a contestant mentions they've never cooked with this ingredient / technique before, but assumes that it will be fine

...a contestant expresses doubt over their food, yet serves it anyway

...a contestant questions whether something is raw and it turns out overcooked

...a contestant questions whether something is overcooked and it turns out raw

...a contestant professes confidence in their dish, as they have cooked it "a million times", and then proceed to cock it up

...Manu demands extra sauce

DRINK EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE IF...

...the power of Ash's gaze causes glass to shatter and/or a contestant to burst into flames

As Manu likes to say, bon appetit.

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